Why I’m Single NSFW Tee – Too Big to Date Graphic Shirt

Make a bold and humorous (and slightly inappropriate) statement with this funny graphic tee! The back of the shirt features the confident declaration "WHY I'M SINGLE:" followed by a checklist with the highlighted reason: "Dick is too big, might kill someone." This black t-shirt is designed for those with a confident personality and a cheeky sense of humor, making it an ideal choice for bachelor parties, casual outings with friends, or whenever you want to generate some guaranteed laughs (and maybe a few stunned glances).